Blumpkin spiced latte; n. When one partner drinks a spiced latte and then proceeds to have a bowel movement in the bathroom of a Starbucks whilst receiving a hummer.
by GroupText303 January 09, 2015
--noun
1. An act or instance of receiving a blumpkin while in a Starbucks bathroom.
--adjective
1. immediate disgust described upon accidentally tasting a Pumpkin Spice Latte.
1. An act or instance of receiving a blumpkin while in a Starbucks bathroom.
--adjective
1. immediate disgust described upon accidentally tasting a Pumpkin Spice Latte.
"Fall is my favorite season because all the girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants are ready to give Blumpkin Spice Lattes!"
alternate:
"Uh! My order is wrong and I'm going to puke-- this is Blumpkin Spice Latte!"
alternate:
"Uh! My order is wrong and I'm going to puke-- this is Blumpkin Spice Latte!"
by RachRiot September 22, 2014
by Boney Montana January 25, 2021