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When a whole line (or bathroom) of stalls is filled with men getting blumpkins.
"Were you at the party last night dude? Super epic blumpkin patch."

"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"

"Steve planted a massive one."
by PeterWalrussocks October 01, 2011
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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While receiving a blumpkin a turd scrapes off on her chin leaving a shit stain, similar to a soul patch.
Is that chocolate on your chin? Oh! I just gave my boyfriend a blumpkin. It must be a blumpkin patch.
by Kompteck September 19, 2010
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A row of toilets in a seedy restroom on the side of a road where one could go to recieve a blumpkin!
Chris Rose went to the blumpkin patch to get a blumpkin.
by SCTLBTN August 10, 2010
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Instead of going to pick out Pumpkins, you find someone on the Pumpkin Patch, and convince them to suck your cock while you take a shit on the ground. Around Halloween is the best time to have this very obsene event happen.
Hey Dawg! it's almost Halloween, do you wanna go to the Blumpkin Patch?
by OG FISHBONE January 14, 2010
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