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"Were you at the party last night dude? Super epic blumpkin patch."
"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"
"Steve planted a massive one."
"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"
"Steve planted a massive one."
by PeterWalrussocks October 01, 2011
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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While receiving a blumpkin a turd scrapes off on her chin leaving a shit stain, similar to a soul patch.
Is that chocolate on your chin? Oh! I just gave my boyfriend a blumpkin. It must be a blumpkin patch.
by Kompteck September 19, 2010
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A row of toilets in a seedy restroom on the side of a road where one could go to recieve a blumpkin!
by SCTLBTN August 10, 2010
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Instead of going to pick out Pumpkins, you find someone on the Pumpkin Patch, and convince them to suck your cock while you take a shit on the ground. Around Halloween is the best time to have this very obsene event happen.
by OG FISHBONE January 14, 2010