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When a male is sitting on the toilet, taking a dump and a girl is giving a blowjob at the same time.
by Ezekiel November 11, 2003
May 14 Word of the Day
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!
Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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Me and Jessica Simpson were riding down the street on my bycicle ,and she grabbed my dick and gave me a blumper.
by bengalmans Unforgiving Nephew October 04, 2009
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Example: when you say "I will marry this rug, " You won't actually marry the rug, but the statement shows that you love the rug.
Person A: "I will marry this rug"
Person B: "What?"
Person A:"It was just a Blumper:"
Person A: "I will marry this rug"
Person B: "What?"
Person A:"It was just a Blumper:"
by Jupiter Wu March 10, 2021