Top definition
When a male is sitting on the toilet, taking a dump and a girl is giving a blowjob at the same time.
When trailer trash whores having nothing else better to do than having sex with their nephews
by Ezekiel November 11, 2003
Get the Blumper neck gaiter and mug.
May 14 Word of the Day
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
Get the psyop neck gaiter and mug.
2
A way to say good-bye from chatrooms. May be confused as an invitation to do dirty sex act.
Amy: Bye everyone!
Tom: Blumper Amy!
Amy: Ok, when and where?
Tom: ...
by vj28.8 January 01, 2011
Get a Blumper mug for your cat Nathalie.
3
A blumper is a girl who takes a shit while giving a blowjob at the same time.
She was constipated and killed two birds with one stone by becoming a blumper last night.
by Bizz Jizz August 03, 2018
Get a Blumper mug for your buddy Georges.
4
A blowjob while on a bycicle, usually on a bicycle with two seats.
Me and Jessica Simpson were riding down the street on my bycicle ,and she grabbed my dick and gave me a blumper.
by bengalmans Unforgiving Nephew October 04, 2009
Get a Blumper mug for your daughter-in-law Jovana.
5
A statement that's not exactly true but expresses an emotion.
Example: when you say "I will marry this rug, " You won't actually marry the rug, but the statement shows that you love the rug.

Person A: "I will marry this rug"

Person B: "What?"

Person A:"It was just a Blumper:"
by Jupiter Wu March 10, 2021
Get a Blumper mug for your daughter Rihanna.