When you drop a load in her balloon knot and a load in her toilet before running out the door.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

When you poop on the sidewalk across the street from a hospital while waiting on an ambulance to take you to a different hospital.