When you're at a child's party at a Long Island bowling all and inadvertently grab a cup of beer and spill it on your tits.
by WhoMeNever March 31, 2015
Blumming is a slang term used for a dry orgasm by men suffering from retrograde ejaculation.
This condition causes the sperm to end up in the bladder, which is why the term of cumming, cum, becomes blumming or blum
This condition causes the sperm to end up in the bladder, which is why the term of cumming, cum, becomes blumming or blum
by Jewpurman July 14, 2020
"Look at that guy, he's blumming Mike out of money for his kids"
"I wish Terri, Dennis,and Nick wouldnt have blummed me out of my Xbox 360"
"I wish Terri, Dennis,and Nick wouldnt have blummed me out of my Xbox 360"
by Mike T 26101 July 31, 2007
The act of sucking out a females ovaries through oral sex and then redistributing them into the woman's mouth with yours. Sometimes this occurs by force.
Curran: Hey, Deepti, you wanna get a good blumming?
Deepti: No thanks, I'm too much of a bitch for that.
Curran: Too bad.
*comences blumming*
Deepti: No thanks, I'm too much of a bitch for that.
Curran: Too bad.
*comences blumming*
by Asscabbage McGee July 01, 2013
an immensely talented broadway actor with the most beautiful voice who just so happens to also be the hottest man in the world. He has played many roles, including Arnold in Torch Song Trilogy, Beetlejuice in Beetlejuice, Dewey Finn in School of Rock, Buddy in Elf, Elder Cunningham in Book of Mormon, and others.
by vitaminwxter April 22, 2020
After 5 days without being able to relieve himself, a dark sadness swept over the man as he gave into his inability and became noticeably blum.
by Sidarthur January 03, 2010
by BuzzkillBen March 18, 2011