To receive a blow job while having a shit.
As it's your birthday today I'll give you a blumke as a special treat.
by Qabbalah September 18, 2020
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When you get a blowjob whilst you're having a shit.
"Mitch is in the doghouse again."
"why? What's happened?"

"He asked Kerri Anne for a blumke."
by Kinneth September 17, 2020
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When your wife has a three way with a Nigerian and a pit bull
I had a friend once. His wife would Blumke him every time she went to Vegas
by MattJGoaltender69 January 22, 2020
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