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derogitory gaming term for sombody on your team in Battlefield 3 who sucks, is not helpful and is not in your squad. Those in your squad have green icons over their head while others on your team have blue icons over their head.
"Damn blueberry won't give me ammo"
"tell the admin to kick the smurf he just keeps C4-ing the helicoptors!"
"tell the admin to kick the smurf he just keeps C4-ing the helicoptors!"
by purplesage11 December 02, 2012
Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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To come up with a complete non-sequitor in a conversation. The entymology of this word began on The Geek Show Podcast when panelist Leigh George Kade would be accused of completely derailing conversations with completely irrelevant information. One day, when he wasn't there, a fellow panelist decided to "fill in" for him and shouted "Blueberries!" for no reason.
It's caught on with the audience of the show and is a recurring declaration when an irrelevant, derailing comment is made.
It's caught on with the audience of the show and is a recurring declaration when an irrelevant, derailing comment is made.
by GSPC listener February 11, 2011
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The most wonderful form of marijuana to date. The bud has a beautiful blue hue to it rather than the usual green. It also gives off the smell of complete blueberries, hence the name. Although it is not the most powerful, it will still knock you on your ass.
-Yo Mario, you sure this shit is real weed? It don't smell or look like it.
--Yea man, this shit is blueberry.
--Yea man, this shit is blueberry.
by Kidd Flow October 09, 2004
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Blueberries are the blue tasty round objects you find randomly in the forest. Some theorize that they are "berries" but scientist have proved that they are in fact homes of infant aliens.
Blueberries can also be to describe a really bad situation with a survival/success rate of only 1 to 100.000.000
Blueberries can also be to describe a really bad situation with a survival/success rate of only 1 to 100.000.000
Some dude: Did you see those blueberries near the forest? Man, if i had the time i'd make a blueberry pie.
Other dude: wtf man, why would you eat alien infants?
Some dude: Hey dude, you look like you are in some blueberries.
Other dude: yeah man, i don't think ill live to see another day, i'm in such a blueberry.
Other dude: wtf man, why would you eat alien infants?
Some dude: Hey dude, you look like you are in some blueberries.
Other dude: yeah man, i don't think ill live to see another day, i'm in such a blueberry.
by GBlueberries April 30, 2018
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the best fruit in the world! soft, sweet (although sometimes sour), bite-sized! tastes bad after you brush your teeth.
by freygeothewhy January 25, 2021
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the blue crystal-filled bud with the fat resin coating; a strain of pot that will knock you out off like 1 bong hit; a bob of this will crucialize like 8 heads
Yo, I got sum skril and I'm gonna go grip sum o dat blueberry from da Farms!
My boy just bought a QP of blueberry, he's pushing serious weight now!
My boy just bought a QP of blueberry, he's pushing serious weight now!
by El J0h0 May 11, 2003