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A freakishly tall faggot that dresses like smurfette while devouring cocks down at the glory hole. Usually a failed basketball player wannabe
That homo Adam turns into a real Blue Monster as soon as he enters the β€œphone booth”
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May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
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A energy drink made by the company monster, blue is the best and lo-carb. I could not live without it.
Dang Jake-Up and Su-Rah really love blue monster.
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I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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When you sit in the port-o-potty to take a dump and your turd splashes the blue water from beneath right on your tant
Fuck man, I took a shit in the john and the blue monster got my balls wet.
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