blue football

(n.) A xanax pill that is blue and shaped like a footbal (kinda). Takes about ten of them to get off so i prefer four bars.

Three bucks for blue footballs, fuck that i never pay more than $2.

by Jerry Kurl November 10, 2006

blue footballs

(n) - When your football team brings you so close to victory, but fucks it up at the last minute.

"Oh man, I have blue footballs - the Vikings were playing so well, but they just lost it against the Saints."

by vikesfan January 25, 2010

Blue Lock footballers

These are the type of individuals that have started playing the sport of football (soccer) again because of the hit 2022 anime/manga series blue lock. they tend to think they can succeed as football players because of the knowloedge they had previously gained from the series.

person 1: "why have you started playing soccer again? you last played it back in middle school. Are you one of those blue lock footballers?"
person 2: "How does that matter? I think ill be the next Messi."

by J4KE_ May 1, 2023