A cunt who comes from Cardiff.

my favorite brand of school buses

Made for bogans and grandmothers this "vehicle" is based on the flaccid 1.3L ride-on lawnmower engine. A combination of this and the shopping-trolley chassis makes for an underwhelmingly characterless, cloying, colorless, commonplace, dead, drab, drag, drudging, dull, flat car. Often these characteristics are reflected by the driver. Brown wagon variances are known as Blueturds. Drivers of these have been known to exhibit homosexual tendencies. Beware these mullet machines on the road as they may block entire roads with flat tires, exhaust fumes as they have a tendency to roll.

In the John Lee Hooker "Bluebird" I believe that he may be calling a USPS truck a bluebird, because he tells the bluebird to "Bluebird, please take this letter down south for me", I have never heard Postal trucks called bluebirds elsewhere, but in the context of the song it makes sense, but also, I'm from Seattle, John Lee Hooker is definitely from the South and our dialects are very different.

A Gay display team with annoying 12 year olds in