The actual meaning of the word 'blow out' describes the act of letting someone down, or 'blowing out'. This is usually pre-arranged plans that have had the definite go-ahead from a group of people or friends. The act often occurs the day after making plans when one weak individual does the classic first signs of blowing out...turning their phone off.
They turn their phone off thinking that by doing this, all the others who are relying on this man will think it's some kind of rare phone problem and they just can't get through. The truth is far from it, everyone knows the blowout has sneakily turned his phone off. For this man is the blow out king. This man is Chris Singers.
They turn their phone off thinking that by doing this, all the others who are relying on this man will think it's some kind of rare phone problem and they just can't get through. The truth is far from it, everyone knows the blowout has sneakily turned his phone off. For this man is the blow out king. This man is Chris Singers.
Group "Who's up for Alton Towers tomorrow?"
Man 1, 2, 3, 4 "Yeah sounds good"
Singers "Yeah sounds good I'll come...pick up at 8am?"
Group "Yeah see you then, don't let us down Singers we need you for numbers"
Singers "Lads...come on..would I let you down?"
*Next Morning*
*Man 1, 2, 3 & 4 are waiting outside Singer's House*
Group "Ring, ring, ring, ring"
Singers tucked up in bed "Teee heee, I'm so glad I turned my phone off last night"
Group "Would you believe it...another blow out from the King"
Group *Shouting out the window* "TOOSSSERRR"
Man 1, 2, 3, 4 "Yeah sounds good"
Singers "Yeah sounds good I'll come...pick up at 8am?"
Group "Yeah see you then, don't let us down Singers we need you for numbers"
Singers "Lads...come on..would I let you down?"
*Next Morning*
*Man 1, 2, 3 & 4 are waiting outside Singer's House*
Group "Ring, ring, ring, ring"
Singers tucked up in bed "Teee heee, I'm so glad I turned my phone off last night"
Group "Would you believe it...another blow out from the King"
Group *Shouting out the window* "TOOSSSERRR"
by Mr Stab November 24, 2007
A very cool hair-do, requiring A LOT of hair gel and A LOT of time. Made famous by DJ Pauly D, from the Jersey Shore.
by ftp1992 September 02, 2010
Where the front plug of the (flip flop/thong/jandel/havaianas etc) pops out, leaving the wearer with broken flip flops. Left with nothing much to keep the thing attached to the foot, gravity and a flexed foot must be utilised, leaving the wearer looking utterly ridiculous as they walk.
by marsattacks September 14, 2011
When someone is shitface trying to puke in the toilet and ends up blowing runny turds out of their bung hole into a molasses mess.
While James was in college, some girl had a blowout in their bathroom and spewed poopies all over the place.
by mr. hankey August 06, 2004
by ashley nichole August 29, 2012
by Hilly and Claire May 23, 2006
An act of flatulence so extraordinary, one may think the flatulent one has "blown out" the seat of their trousers.
by Ken Whelan November 22, 2003
May 19 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

