Person 1: Man, those guys next door are really blowin' up the boom box. Are they always that loud?

Person 2: Not all the time, but it seems like they always have a lot of people over on the weekends.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”