A slang term for diarrhea. This is a more polite way to tell people that you've got the squirts.
My girlfriend told me she had diaflukis of the blowhole, so I knew sex was off the table for tonight.
by Seagulls are slightly better January 08, 2018
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The act of a midget with a small dick jizzing inside the belly button. Once finished the midget then jumps of the bed and on to the stomach of the women. The jizz gushes from the belly button like a whales blow hole.
“I heard the other day that Sarah was given The Baker Blowhole” from Midget Mike.
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While having sex with your pregnant girlfriend, you inadvertently puncture the back of the fetus's head. Thus, causing a hole similar to a dolphin's blowhole.
1. I like to pour palmolive soap into Missy's dead blowhole fetus, and watch it blow bubbles.
by Dom C April 10, 2008
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A large mammal that outdraws others in poker.
Your friend plays poker often. Unfortunately he makes horrible decisions that work out for him. This friend may have a birthmark on his bald head that looks like a blowhole (whale.) When he outdraws you on the river with the one card in the deck to hit a straight flush, you've been blow-holed.

You rivered me again! You blowhole (whale)!
by Rafael Martinez October 24, 2006
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A statement indiciating surprise or acknowledging defeat. Blowhole in this context typically refers to the mouth.
You're dumping me?? Well, fuck me in the blowhole!
by Nick S December 05, 2004
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1.) act of two male dolphins having sex through the blowhole, naturally due to the lack of any female genitalia.
2.) act of two male humans doing anal, also known as, "anal intercourse", or "butthole sex". "Blowhole Sex" is just a more respectable term.(:
Dolphin 1: eee eee eee!
Dolphin 2: eee eee eee!
Nay: What're they doing?
Tay: Blowhole Sex.

OR

Crazy: eee eee eee!
Psycho: eee eee eee!
Tay: What're they doing?
Nay: Blowhole Sex.
by Bianca Christine April 17, 2012
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