A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.
by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020
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A hole drilled in the men's bathroom going into the women's bathroom for cocks to be sucked.
I need to unload into a blowhole soon.
by anon76889 August 26, 2014
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When an individual is performing oral sex on another individual, and party performing said oral sex burps into the orifice of the recipient.
Man, I’m going to turn her into a balloon animal when I give her the ole blowhole tonight.
by sherwinre January 18, 2020
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when a man ejaculates in a womans ass and then she proceeds to fart which blows the semen out of her ass
"wow dude, cathy just fucking did a blowhole in my room."
by pedro17473254736 December 15, 2015
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When you have a penis in your mouth and it ejaculates. Rather than swallowing you blow the load out of your nose.
“Hey, I heard you did a blowhole last night.”
Yeah, so much jizz came out of my nose.”
by Cmd1787 January 27, 2018
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What you call someone who is always horny for a strange. They always like a creampie and like to try to lick the cum off the pussy/ass.
Friend: I fucking just saw a blowhole on the street. You: Oh Yeah! Friend: You don't get it! She unzipped my pants and bounced on my dick. You: ... Friend: She tried to lick her pussy clean!
by SisterZestyLips69 March 13, 2019
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