means to be so high and/or blowed that when youre around your hot lover you can get a boner, but theres no stimulation so...pretty much your dick is lazy, its a boner but just is half-assed.
by BrookLynn & Brandon.Stonerkids October 11, 2009
by Armani Horus June 13, 2018
When a situation is so wretched, it would be preferable to suck on a dick, for no compensation greater than children's candy.
Alternatively, when one is literally giving a beejer and chasing it with a bag of Skittles.
Alternatively, when one is literally giving a beejer and chasing it with a bag of Skittles.
"I'm hungover, I'm not having fun, work blows dick for skittles. I want to kill myself." - Oscar Wilde
by captainturkmenistan April 26, 2011
Deena from Jersey Shore: I’m hungover, I’m not having a good time. Work blows dick for skittles right now, I wanna kill myself
by stansdad March 24, 2011
Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)
by @thatblondechick December 01, 2014
by chilifest March 12, 2009