A poo blot is what is seen on the toilet paper after wiping a dirty ass.
Not unlike a Rorschach ink blot, a poo blot's image left on the toilet paper is open for interpretation.
A hundred different people could look at a poo blot and each could see something different.
The exciting thing about poo blots is each time you wipe the result will be different, that is to say no two poo blots will ever bee the same. Everything from what one eats to wiping-technique will effect the outcome.
Even more uncontrolled factors such as height, weight, or even gender are thought to contribute to poo blot results.
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Not unlike a Rorschach ink blot, a poo blot's image left on the toilet paper is open for interpretation.
A hundred different people could look at a poo blot and each could see something different.
The exciting thing about poo blots is each time you wipe the result will be different, that is to say no two poo blots will ever bee the same. Everything from what one eats to wiping-technique will effect the outcome.
Even more uncontrolled factors such as height, weight, or even gender are thought to contribute to poo blot results.
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"I had the runniest crap the other day, after I wiped I swear my poo blot looked like a woman crying...wanna see?"
"No way man that poo blot totally looks like a dog swimming in a lake!"
"No way man that poo blot totally looks like a dog swimming in a lake!"
by BlaqueIce January 6, 2008
When you are banging your partner while he/she is in reverse cowgirl position (cowboy hat optional), you observe that his/her anus is a little feces-stained. Thus, being the generous fucker that you are, you grab a tissue and wipe your partner clean.
After a long day at lab, I was looking to pin Sarah down and do her from behind. Maybe try out the old nasty western blot.
by John Mustache June 13, 2008
When someone attempts to just dump their vapid, misshapen thoughts in front of you and hope that they masquerade as contribution. They're similar to ink blots, but they're far messier and typically terrible to clean up, if the idea darkening the page is actually given any actionable weight. They are usually found in board meetings or coming from the lips of upper management, uttered towards lower-paid specialists who actually know what they are doing.
Yeah, I had the entire campaign setup for our social media and then our COO came by and left his think blots all over our plan,... totally muddied the waters for the objective of the campaign, and now the Marketing Director wants to redo it all. Ugh.
To be fair, Google this for first attribution: 'youtube think blots' and look for Random Words of the Day post in search results.
To be fair, Google this for first attribution: 'youtube think blots' and look for Random Words of the Day post in search results.
by rwod March 13, 2018
1. slang for "Gotcha!" or essentially when you see your friend proved wrong or look like an ass, exclaim "Blot 'em!" so everyone knows.
by ayemcee November 14, 2007
When you stand up on the shitter before you wipe. The shit then is pressed between your ass cheeks thus giving the ink blot effect. When you wipe, it makes the same pattern on both sides of the toilet paper.
Dude, check out the pattern on the toilet paper from the ink blot effect I got when you knocked on the door!
by JTWUSMC October 17, 2010
When one makes a bowel movement and stands up before wiping; thus, creating an image inbetween one's buttocks similar to that of the Rorschach Ink Blot Test.
Monroe made his ink blot effect concrete when he pulled up his pants and sat back down again.
Billy commercialized his ink blot effect when he headed to the copy machine afterwards and made 100 copies to sell to a psychologist.
Billy commercialized his ink blot effect when he headed to the copy machine afterwards and made 100 copies to sell to a psychologist.
by A. Cat Kaufing John October 5, 2009
This is when you have that pre-shit feeling of having a damp bum hole... To 'blot a bumhole' is when you don't actually need the shit (yet), but do need to address the dampness of the said bum hole with a kitchen towlet or similar.
by James Morris (Shorty) April 30, 2008