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The toxic bellarke (Bellamy and Clarke from The100) shippers. However, not all bellarke shippers are blorks, just the ones who harass people.
"Did you see what that blork tweeted?" "I just got harassed by a blork." "These blorks are insane today."
by sapphicvillanelle May 06, 2020
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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(noun)
1. an unsuccessful joke; a joke that doesn't result in laughter
2. a person who makes unsuccessful jokes; a person who is a meme
(verb)
1. to make an unsuccessful joke; to make a joke that doesn't result in laughter
NOTE: Sometimes blorks are funny because they are blorks, but not because the initial joke was funny.
1. an unsuccessful joke; a joke that doesn't result in laughter
2. a person who makes unsuccessful jokes; a person who is a meme
(verb)
1. to make an unsuccessful joke; to make a joke that doesn't result in laughter
NOTE: Sometimes blorks are funny because they are blorks, but not because the initial joke was funny.
(n1) Ella had the biggest blork in front of her boyfriend's parents; the room was totally silent.
The jokes about race at the Oscars were such blorks, don't you think?
(n2) Over the past couple years, Katy Perry has become a total blork.
(v1) Dude, I heard Becky blorked on live television!
The jokes about race at the Oscars were such blorks, don't you think?
(n2) Over the past couple years, Katy Perry has become a total blork.
(v1) Dude, I heard Becky blorked on live television!
by Maeva Block April 10, 2018
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a term "created" by the character guido carosella (AKA 'strong guy') from the Marvel comic book X-factor in the 1990s. It denotes a self-absorbed person that is ignorant of the world around him but is not a "stupid-head."
"guido, is that guy a blork?"
"him? nah, he's a stupid-head, blorks are much more self-absorbed. remind me to hit him later."
"him? nah, he's a stupid-head, blorks are much more self-absorbed. remind me to hit him later."
by claw27 August 26, 2005
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switching up some vocabulary (from the F-bomb) for everyone who doesn't want to offend, but ...
1. needs an expletive to just fill in between socially and religiously acceptable words or phrases currently used in the English language.
2. must emphasize the content of a statement or express a relatively unpleasant feeling or wish.
3. would like to relate something relatively pleasant.
1. needs an expletive to just fill in between socially and religiously acceptable words or phrases currently used in the English language.
2. must emphasize the content of a statement or express a relatively unpleasant feeling or wish.
3. would like to relate something relatively pleasant.
1. (Example: I can't blorking believe that blorking blork blorked me over and I didn't blorking know it until I was totally blorked.)
2. (Example: I am so blorking mad. That blorking blork left me standing in the blorking rain and stood me the blork up.)
3. (Example: I can't blorking believe how blorking great that blorking dinner and subsequent blork was.)
2. (Example: I am so blorking mad. That blorking blork left me standing in the blorking rain and stood me the blork up.)
3. (Example: I can't blorking believe how blorking great that blorking dinner and subsequent blork was.)
by spedano February 28, 2011