A sexual act when two heterosexual men give eachother blowjobs. This is not seen as homosexual, but promotes a masculine bond.
Gabe: Hey Martin, I'm feeling like Blopy J's tonight. You in?
Martin: Hell yes Gabe, nobody loves Blopy J's more than me!
by HJBJADMF December 06, 2015
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It’s when a man is getting fellatio while reading the paper and dropping a deuce.
Mike: Last night I got a sweet blopie!

Grant: Your joking.

Mike: Swear to God mi amigo.

Norm: I told you she was cool.

Grant: I’ll say!

Mike: Yup.
by Brothaontheinside March 15, 2021
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When a man is dropping a deuce, reading the paper, and getting fellated simultaneously.
Mike: Yesterday was epic!

Grant: Go on Monte....

Norm: Monte must’ve gotten a blopie!

Grant: I wouldn’t be so sure....

Mike: Oh, I’m sure!
by Brothaontheinside March 12, 2021
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A shitty person who spreads false rumors about FrostedBerry and is just a bad guy overall.
I’m about to pull a Blopy 4 right now.
by FrostedBobby November 29, 2020
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