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It’s when a man is getting fellatio while reading the paper and dropping a deuce.
Mike: Last night I got a sweet blopie!

Grant: Your joking.

Mike: Swear to God mi amigo.

Norm: I told you she was cool.

Grant: I’ll say!

Mike: Yup.
by Brothaontheinside March 15, 2021
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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When a man is dropping a deuce, reading the paper, and getting fellated simultaneously.
Mike: Yesterday was epic!

Grant: Go on Monte....

Norm: Monte must’ve gotten a blopie!

Grant: I wouldn’t be so sure....

Mike: Oh, I’m sure!
by Brothaontheinside March 12, 2021
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