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Weed and tobacco mixed and placed into the bowl of a bong. It is crucial that each bowl is for an individual and all "2nds" are thrown out.
When taken properly (in one hit), the resulting head-rush feels more like a hit from Nitrous Oxide (laughing gas/whipits) than a bong rip.
Carlo just took a FAT bloopie and is all spun now
by UOfasho February 16, 2012
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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1. name of a bully in a play
2. may be a nickname
What's your name?" "Ivan" "Hi Bloopie."
by SHARKBAITWOOHAHA June 01, 2010
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(n) To receive a blow job while taking a shit.

That bitch didn't even care that I was on the toilet she grabbed my cock stuck it in her mouth and gave me a bloopie right there. I finished up by blowing my load in her eye.
by James Edward Dean May 27, 2008
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the sound made when slapping a female breast.
i accidentally hit my wife on the breast yesterday, the bloopie was so loud!
by CaireLushh January 29, 2011
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The act of queefing menstrual blood into one man's mouth while pooping into another man's mouth
by XxrainbowXkissXx March 13, 2021
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