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An extremely hard erection, sometimes taking on a purple color due to the amount of blood in the penis.
Johns girl was so hot, he had some serious blood mallet.
by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018
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A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."
"They've been asking a lot about hormone therapy, I think they might be an egg."
by September 07, 2020
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