"They've been asking a lot about hormone therapy, I think they might be an egg."

She let me blow my load in her ass, but then she blooched all over the sheets.

I took to big of a bong load and blooched bong water onto the carpet

At a restaurant. "Can I have a house salad with Blooch on the side"

or

At a pizza place. "Yeah, I'll take a sicilian and a regular slice with a side of blooch."

the counter guy had no clue what Blooch was.

"You know, Blue Cheese Dressing"

"Kyle is being so annoying, I swear."
"Stop being such a blooch, Karen."

“Girl, I gambled and lost... just blooched myself!”