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Clunky, cumbersome, or awkward. Something that's larger than it needs to be is blonky, as is anything that should be smaller and more trim, or that has square edges that should be rounded.
Compared with transistor radios, boom boxes are very blonky.
by The Odessa Kid July 07, 2011
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May 1 Word of the Day
When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
I’m tired I wanna go home

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”
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A black person who wishes to be white. A black honky. Antonym of Wigger.
JC Watts is a blonky.
by Roget October 07, 2003
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When you look at something but it’s blurry and wonky! Therefore it’s blonky!
Oh I really can’t make my mind up, it’s too blonky!
by Keljaysee February 21, 2021
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A word sandwich of one part black and one part honky. Refers to a black person who has white interests.
"That blonky is standing in line for the Lorde concert instead of the Rihanna concert."

"Malcolm is so blonky he eats Golden Oreos."

"The only blacks who shop at Whole Foods are blonkies.
by Illuminatas February 15, 2014
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A person of African decent whose mannerisms, vernacular, and or attire resemble the mannerisms of a middle class white person.
Jamal, you should be president of the blonky club with that polo and kakhi combination.

Tyrone, is you turnin blonky on me brotha!? You be talkin like youz be white!!
by ColdRedRain April 02, 2004
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This word is the term that is defined as an African-American person that has the mannerisms of a Caucasian person. This is the opposite of the widely used term "wigger." A Wigger is a Caucasian that acts African-American.
A former San Diego Padres hall of fame Great named Tony G, former secretary of state Colin P, and American Idol Judge Randy J. are prime examples of this term.

Ex. Bill Cosby officially went blonky with his vote for George Bush.
by Camdogg666 March 02, 2008
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