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a mixture between blonde and plonker.

Usually for a very dumb person or some who do stupid things ALL THE TIME.
Ellen: *runs into lampost*
Gloria: You are such a blonka
by tendermoments July 01, 2010
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Jun 18 Word of the Day
Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
by mmebs June 13, 2021
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