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BLONK (pronunciation: bah-lohnk) is a crappy band that creates shitty techno that sounds like its from the 80s. -{quoted by j-mar}
It is also a common term used in very, very famous shali song lyrics. I mean *song lyrics
(8)i remember that we had no structure,
a lonely park that night i wish i BLONKed her
by Barrack Obama March 21, 2008
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When a girl with a fantastic ass and boobs flaunts it and snaps it. Many times the girl will transport and snuggle with a fuck to kisses. She’s fucking bad.
by Tinda December 18, 2019
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Armpits made up this name for blinks that defend blackpink and apparently if you stand up for ur faves ur automatically toxic now...
by Jade follow me at BP_karma August 01, 2020
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People with bias for a group of only 4 girls,they are stupid,lazy and delusional,attack other 3 memebers, Basically dogs that bark.
Eg. "Blonks are barking at Jennie"

"Blonks are complaining because Jisoo have

less line"

"Blonks hate Lisa"

"Rosé is getting attack by Blinks"
by ArealBlinks September 03, 2020
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The combination of dumb, stupid, loser, and lame
Wow, Audrey’s a real blonk
by Window Shades May 09, 2020
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An Australian term for a fuckwit who doesnt think before speaking and are fully slow in the head like they have brain damage.
Yeh mate that aaron guy is on his phone right now, what a blonk mate
by Pauly dogzinni December 21, 2020
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An obviously long blink when ones eyes stay closed longer than a normal, quick, reflexive blink.
You look so lame when you blonk your eyes like that.
by Superflykristipie April 03, 2018
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