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A sexual act involving an male individual who has attained the rank of Sergeant in a paramilitary organization. This individual is selfconscious, grouchy, and has poor muscle tone. During this sexual act, the woman throws the mans legs over his ears and completes penetration.
Wow, my knees are all tore up 'cause my wife Blongoed me all night long.
by Blongos July 16, 2019
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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A universal adjective that means WTF the speaker wants it to mean: Good, bad, cool, uncool, hip, sweet, wasted, hurt, etc. Coined by David G circa 1970 and still in use by a number of uncivilized peoples of the Northern Region.
"Man, you are so blongo." "That car is blongo!" "I had too much fun last night. I am totally blongo."
by JanusJ May 01, 2006
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