I wrecked my car because I was texting, lost my job because I was late, and I just walked into a plate glass window and broke my nose. I'm definitley having a blonde day.
by grin900 July 17, 2009
by Anna6789 October 15, 2019
The day of the year when brunettes start a war and start fighting blondes
February 3rd
(Does not include dirty blondes)
February 3rd
(Does not include dirty blondes)
by retardedblonde2023 January 27, 2019
February 6th
The day where blondes will be attacked but gingers cant kick them cause gingers a gay too
The day where blondes will be attacked but gingers cant kick them cause gingers a gay too
by SexbombYup123 January 31, 2020
December 2nd
The best day of the year where you get to kick blondes for fun
(Does include dirty blonde)
The best day of the year where you get to kick blondes for fun
(Does include dirty blonde)
by Yeet4450 November 27, 2019
A day where gingers/red heads can kick there friend with blonde hair because there sick and tiered of them being a dumb ass
Rebecca: hey did u hear it’s national kick a blonde day for red heads
Jeffrey: finally they deserve it I’m tired of having to explain something to them more than once
Jeffrey: finally they deserve it I’m tired of having to explain something to them more than once
by Chicken strips suck ass October 17, 2019
November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.
Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde
by The George that hates Cedric November 20, 2020