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"An oral but quite pleasant way to calm down your fuckboy", this term refers to orally stimulating another male's genitals to cause an irruption within him. This act is usually done by the female counterpart, or with someone with feminine characteristics.
"Blorpie had done a sloppy blojob on her step bro"
by C0mMaster102 January 15, 2021
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A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles

Australians

Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires

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by Callmemaybe69 May 04, 2021
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A combination of Blofeld and Oddjob. One of the lesser-known Bond villains. NEVER to be confused with blowjob
He said you looked like Blofeld...he said you looked like Oddjob...he said you looked like a cross between Blofeld and Oddjob...you look like Blojob." - Stephen "Goggle-eyed Monster" Merchant
by DickieAnderson July 30, 2011
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a blow job with pure visual optics heritage
god i just had a great blojob based around the refractive index of 1.53 through my angle of incidence
by Tony Bulbasaur November 11, 2008
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