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Drunken Santa Claus with no presents except magic markers he gets high off of. Usually found mumbling with a cup of coffee in hand possibly containing whiskey. Face is bright red with the glow of early morning binge drinking. He's wondering whether and eiffin you are coming to class anytime soon. Weeet a meenute ooookie.
That guy just confused the shit out of me like a total blodgett.
He just blodgeted his way through that presentation and alls I heard was fuckin' mumblin'.

Oh shit it's the blodge hide the beer.
He just completely blodgetized me I couldn't understand if that was a formula or a stroke.
by thehawksfriend May 27, 2010
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May 22 Word of the Day
A moment that is generally agreed to have had a significant influence on pop culture and everyday life. While the term was coined by Rose McGowan in context of the #MeToo movement, and is mostly associated with the K-pop community, the phenomenon is universal and a basic component of how culture works.

Real world events such as social/political movements, the election of a new U.S. President, major catastrophes and disasters, as well as entertainment such as movies, music and TV, can all function as cultural resets. Notable cultural resets in relatively recent memory include:

* The Beatles appearing on the Ed Sullivan show in 1964
* The Watergate scandal of 1974
* The release of Nevermind by Nirvana in 1991
* The September 11, 2001 attacks
* The election and inauguration of Barack Obama in 2009
* The COVID-19 pandemic
"The Nineties politically started with the fall of the Berlin Wall on November 9, 1989 and the Soviet Union dissolving on December 26, 1991, and ended with both the 2000 Presidential election which saw the victory of George W. Bush and the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 which left people so stupefied that it functioned as something of a cultural reset button." - TV Tropes' article on the 1990s
by Spike from Degrassi February 09, 2021
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1. an extremely amazing girl who brightens anyone's day.
2. a girl who could give any guy a blow job.
3. a bargain shopper who looks fabulous
4. a zany comeback that leaves everyone laughing
5. a girl who never wears pants
"that blodgett girl just told me my necklace was cute, i'm not gonna kill myself"

"today? i'm booked up until 11"

"Did you see blodgett's scarf? she got it for a buck!"

"mo money mo bitches."

"Blodgett, the last time you wore pants was ....holyfuck... is it breezy?"
by her best friend March 15, 2008
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This word can be used as an adjective or an adverb or even a noun for whatever you need it to mean.
That guy was a real Blodgett!

Blodgettism is a condition a person can get from crushing cans.

We have many Blodgetts popping up in town.

I gave her the blodgett last night!
by ricky rocket September 23, 2010
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The layer of skin that is located opposite both the knee and the elbow.
I have a huge bruise on my blodgett.

I just sweeped his blodgett to take him down.
by Ender527 February 17, 2011
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