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1. To sit or lay down and not move while being incredibly intoxicated.

2. Being worthless for an extended period of time while your friends are actually doing something.

3. Being a piece of shit and not moving with a bag of cheetos in one hand and a hot McChicken in the other hand.
"Hey Doc, quit blobbin and get your fat ass out of that chair and socialize."
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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A cretin with a large superiority complex, unable to communicate with the opposite sex without experiencing involatile sexual arousal.
I can't believe you just jizzed on her, you're such a blobbin.
by silent but deadly March 05, 2012
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