A girl who simply exists and has nothing to offer to anyone other than her physical presence. A non-blob girl should never feel threatened by a blob because a blob lacks all the qualifications necessary to meet the non-blob threshold. In other words, a blob is inadequate, deficient, lame, and simply not up to par. A blob just exists, and that's about it. It takes a lot of work to transition from a blob to a non-blob, and it rarely happens because most blobs are incapable of realizing all that they are to make a change in the first place: a blob.

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What you call a big fat guy named BOB.

A blob is a basic last option bae when it's coming to the end of the night and u want a quick fuck

A pronoun just like he, she and they

It can be used in the same ways as any other pronoun

A person with no job; no motivation; possible chronic masterbation problems; who finds basic activities a challenge with no medical reasoning behind it.

What you feel you are when comparing yourself to an extremely attractive person, and deciding that you are the most unattractive person on earth in comparison.

A Blob is someone who is not only over-weight, but as well as an overall jerk to the vast majority of people.