When a male releases a massive, hot load of semen (or cum) in a low-temperature environment, causing it to immediately condense and vaporize, much like boiled water does in low temperatures.
Herman powerfully ejaculated into the brisk Yukon air, generating a dense blizzard that enshrouded him in a fine layer of crystalline semen.
by Anpistom November 03, 2020
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When you watch porn at a very young age and don't care
Mother He is watching a lot of porn Father He is a big Blizzard he is
by afeaver January 27, 2020
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1) A video game company who says they will release a game in 1999 but actually releases it in 2003. This has happened twice.

1a) A video game company that makes a game, monkeys with it for 5 months, screws it up, leaves it for dead and makes another game, yet strangly enough keep winning awards.

2) My favorite treat at dairy queen.
1. I fucking hate blizzard.
2. I fucking love blizzards!
by 1998 April 02, 2004
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a violent storm of blood and jizz
The girl kicked me in the balls as I was about to come. She got a blizzard right in the face.
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Derogatory term for caucasians, frequently used in PC Seattle by Koreans. See also white out and cracker.
Waiter 1: Hey Wan Yu, could you grab me a bread board?

Waiter 2: No way, blizzard, you've oppressed us enough (resumes hitting on hostess.)
by eminem November 06, 2004
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the act of placing an ice cube in the vagina whilst rubbing the clitoris for sexual stimulation
Timmy gave Jane The Blizzard whilst performing oral sex.
by Fred Augustine Gerard December 07, 2008
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