Blizzarding

Trying to rip off your fans as much as possible while lying to them as much as possible

Dude, I was blizzarding the other day and made 400$ off of selling knock off merch

by Dragon air June 13, 2023

blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.

Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!

by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014

blizzardous

feeling extra cold, more than freezing

jacinta is freezing but pat is blizzardous

by some sickunt August 25, 2008

Text blizzard

Inundated by a large number of texts

I just got a text blizzard. I wish she wouldn’t send so many texts in such a short period of time!

by Albu quirky December 31, 2018

Texan blizzard

Where you cum into a fan and your partner sits on the other side trying to avoid the cum

I caught that guy trying to give my wife a Texan blizzard

by A random shithead May 23, 2023

Quizzard Blizzard

When a female wizard explosively queefs large quantities of blizz (a mixture of jizz and blood). Usually it involves magic spells, also.

Dude, I gotta quit dropping acid. I swear just saw a quizzard blizzard.

by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 11, 2010

Blizzard

A severe snow storm with high winds blowing at a particular area

The news casters reported a blizzard approaching the town with severe speed

by Tricky jay xxx July 31, 2020