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A cute girl who can’t see anything on her phone or read anything because she is farsighted.
I will explain every emoji in my text because I know you can’t see them, Blindey.
by TimHoHo August 02, 2018
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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