One who has no idea where that magical line between tact and idiocy lies.

Blindness caused from masturbation as a result of ejaculating into oneselfs eyeballs.

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.

When in Italy and you want a white or blind Russian, but they don’t have Kaluha. Instead you ask for tumbler, full of ice, with one shot of vodka, single espresso, and top off with Bailey’s. Boom, Italian Blind Russian!!! Substitute cream for Italian White Russian.

hice la vista gorda

adjective; someone that is slow to grasp jokes, that doesn't know when someone is joking, or looks too deep into jokes and harasses the person because of some "deeper meaning" that is nowhere present in the joke.

synonym; cancel culture

When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what