The condition of having a big fat ass. Not ususally on a male, and usually complimenting a nice atractive physique. The ass usually dosn't waver in size due to anny amount of dieting.
by Justin Niles. May 21, 2005
Verb: Sexual intercourse with a flying vehicle filled with a lighter than air gas. (zeppelins, dirigibles, and of course blimps)
Jonathan loved his blimp, Humphrey. He wanted take the next step and engage in blimp sex with his beloved.
by blimp humper June 04, 2012
by Clarissa June 17, 2003
An expression of supreme indifference in the face of adversity. Connotes an attitude of nonchalance, indifference regardless of the circumstances.
by jeff wickliffe May 10, 2006
Undoubtedly the worst type of easter egg ever created.
They taste truly disgusting and resemble the shape of a blimp rather than a normal egg.
Usually given out by those who don't really care about you, ie. teachers.
They taste truly disgusting and resemble the shape of a blimp rather than a normal egg.
Usually given out by those who don't really care about you, ie. teachers.
*three months after easter*
Billy: i haven't finished my easter eggs yet
Johnny: HOW?!? o.O
Billy: stupid easter bunny got me blimp eggs
Billy: i haven't finished my easter eggs yet
Johnny: HOW?!? o.O
Billy: stupid easter bunny got me blimp eggs
by madaskatie March 27, 2009
A northern english term used to describe a better decision. It stems back from when a Bradford City football (soccer) game sold out of seats. The commentator joked about how he would use a blimp to see the awesome match continue before his eyes if he did not have a seat. The other commentator laughed and the term soon became frequent in Bradford City chants and other every-day usage.
Cop 1: FUCK! hes getting away
Cop 2: oh dear lord, hes actually lost us!
Cop 1: if only we had been able to us that damned blimp option..
Cop 2: shit i know man.. i know..
Cop 1: next time ey?
Cop 2: yeah..
Cop 2: oh dear lord, hes actually lost us!
Cop 1: if only we had been able to us that damned blimp option..
Cop 2: shit i know man.. i know..
Cop 1: next time ey?
Cop 2: yeah..
by The Lockwood March 02, 2009

