To recieve oral sex from a female while taking a shit.

Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.

Much like a Blumpkin, the Blimpie involves getting a blowjob whilst excreting a bowl movement. However, the Blimpie adds one more tantalizing aspect to this already desirable treat. Combine the Blumpkin with eating a sandwich, preferably a meaty foot long, and you my friend have the euphoric Blimpie.

Euphemism for penis

When you stand up and your dick points straight ahead. Halfway between Limp and a boner. Most commonly found post ejaculation.

Placing your foreskin around someone’s nose and plugging their mouth so when they breath through their nose your foreskin inflates

Where an individual uses a thin or Capri Sun like straw then proceeds to insert it into the tip of a man's penis and then blows with tremendous force to inflate the penis like a balloon animal