What you say to someone when they hiccup. Typically used for those random, really loud hiccups that sound painful instead of awkward eye contact and confusion.
Person A: *really loud and painful hiccup out of no where*
Person B: "Kazoon-you-bless!"
Person A: "Thanks, buddy!"
by TasteTheMaple September 09, 2017
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He is super cool he has amazing hair, humor, acts of kindness oh yeah we can't forget his dreamy eyes you cannot make him stop
Omg Kenneth Blessing is so dreamy...
by LardEater94850 February 25, 2019
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When an ejaculation occurs on someones face then the ejaculatee draws a cross on the victims forehead with semen.
I gave her a vatican blessing right after church.
by Nitto October 17, 2017
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this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents
son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"
by surpriseblessing October 04, 2020
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Daddy I want to bless you with this Eva bless.
You have the eva bless pum pum.
by D.J December 26, 2016
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When one cups someone's testicles in their hands with warm water.
"I was apposed to it at first, but she gave me the blessing last night and I busted the fattest nut."

"I physically cannot cum anymore unless I receive the blessing."
by warm water October 24, 2020
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