Urban Dictionary: Blerted

Blerted - to eject fast

He Blerted his man fat all over her face

by Gswords December 04, 2016

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Someone who is below average intelligence

You is just a BLERT

by CORF February 12, 2003

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someone who is of less than average intelligence

stop arsing about,you fuckin`blert

by wilkie January 31, 2008

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Literally a "black alert" for when women with chocolate fever want to alert their ladies that a hot black guy is in the premises.

"Daaaaamn--check out the blert to the right!"

by uneazy-e August 16, 2010

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Ehh it's alright.

1. "Hey man. Did you see that new Ben Affleck movie?"
2. "Blert."

by James ggg March 05, 2015

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Windsurfing equipment.

Oh, the wind is awesome today, grab your blert and meet me at the beach.

by Bigboi6969699 August 30, 2018

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that thing you do when you do stuff

OH BOY! I just ran over someone in teh taco car! BLERT!

by Gagivan November 02, 2004

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