Someone who is below average intelligence

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

someone who is of less than average intelligence

Literally a "black alert" for when women with chocolate fever want to alert their ladies that a hot black guy is in the premises.

Ehh it's alright.

Windsurfing equipment.

that thing you do when you do stuff