May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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(noun) A Trump supporter. Often a white, uneducated bigot or extremely wealthy individual who benefits from misinforming others. Often seen protesting issues which are contrary to their own self-interest (self-quarantining during pandemic, voting rights, food stamps, democracy, etc).
by Ubuntu1234567890 April 28, 2020
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The type of teacher who blindly doesn't see of what they did or what was given out, such example is not remembering the homework they gave out, or, a specific person they wanted to talk, or speak to. Making it seem like they had bleached their memory of something.
Dan: I'm so nervous right now, you cannot believe!
Ulrich: Why is that?
Dan: Mr. Barbesquous wanted to speak to me about my loss of homework over the week!
Ulrich: I wouldn't worry. Mr. B is such an effing bleacher. He forgot about the homework that was given out last Friday!
Dan: Good, now, lets go to the movies, I wanna see Deadpool!
Ulrich: Why is that?
Dan: Mr. Barbesquous wanted to speak to me about my loss of homework over the week!
Ulrich: I wouldn't worry. Mr. B is such an effing bleacher. He forgot about the homework that was given out last Friday!
Dan: Good, now, lets go to the movies, I wanna see Deadpool!
by TheHiddenPerson March 16, 2016