Urban Dictionary: Blastoid

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When you make a girl cum with your hands while youre smashing

Guy 1: she said I was bad in bed
Guy 2: oh yeah? What'd you do?
Guy 1: I made her blastoid and she never spoke to me again.

by Saucy_ass February 21, 2017

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hungover as a duck

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

by pokeythepony June 25, 2021

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Blastoids: to get extreamly drunk or high, inebriated. To the point you can not talk or walk

Jimmy: Hey, Im bored lets do something.
Tommy: I got a idea lets get blastoids beyond recognition.

by Chazly December 01, 2008

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