Rod Blagojevich: former governor of Illinois; allegedly attempted to sell President Obama's Senate seat to the highest bidder; all-around lying asshole son-of-a-bitch.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.