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The single greatest word in the history of the universe. Incredibly versatile, can be used in nearly any situation. Also, the exact opposite of hingo.
"Blarg! That was awesome!"
"Awww, blarg, that was terrible."
"Blarg is good."
by Gary August 28, 2004
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from the Olde Alien "blarge"; yes
Church - "Does 'blarg' mean yes?"
Alien - "Blarg"
Church - "Holy shit! I speak alien!"
by Leonard.Church June 05, 2009
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From the popular online series Red vs. Blue: Blarg means "yes"
"Alien, does blarg mean yes?"
"Blarg"
"See, I told you blarg means yes."
by Chuklz320 May 09, 2006
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n. an expression of complete boredum, or loss of enthusiasm.
"Blarg! This party is so boring..."
by Ross Ervin July 29, 2005
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The exact origin of blarg is unknown, though many claim to have invented the word. Many contend that it is a relatively recent addition to the vocabulary - that it has only been around, perhaps, for less than 20 years - while others are confident that its origin can be traced back to biblical times, but no proof exists for either theory.

Blarg is a nonsense word used to replace virtually any other word in the English language. Known to replace simple greetings like hello, melancholic resignations like oh well, as well as endearments like sweetie and profanity like mother-fucker, the exact definition is based on the situational context and the speaker's tone.

Being more flexible than other such nonsense words, blarg can also be used to replace entire sentences and even simple conversations, though those situations often depend on facial expressions and even the use of props or hand movements to further define the word usage.
Inquiry: "Blarg?" (quizzically holding out a cigarette) "No thanks, I don't smoke."

Profanity: "What the blarg is that blarg doing? Get the blarg off the road!"

Endearment: "Blarg! You shouldn't have!"

Resignation: "Blarg, man..."

Greeting: "Blarg!"
by Helbereth February 24, 2010
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1. Used to express out loud any overbearing feeling (angst, anger, surprise etc.)
-- From LiveJournal, first use c.1998, "blarg, it's hard"
2. General term of pain, usually followed by "im ded"
-- From *chan, first use undocumented
3. Dead or dysfunctional; killed.
-- From *chan, first use undocumented
1. Blarg, she'll be here in an hour! Where's the damn net?!
2. BLARG IM DED
3. link blarg'd, reupload pls
by !MNc99 January 07, 2007
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