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To receive a blarf job while taking a dump.
Combining the terms blumpkin and blarf job.
The bathroom smells so bad after that girl gave me a Blarfkin.
by Kudinger! February 12, 2010
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The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.
Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.
by shrimphead February 28, 2009
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Barfing on one’s ball bag while giving head
My girlfriend was so drunk my blow job turned into a blarfkin.
by Chickenshot. January 30, 2021
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