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A cross mating of a blanket and a scarf = A BLARF
wearing a blanket around your neck like a scarf so its a blarf
by Emishell January 02, 2010
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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When you barf and laugh at the same time. Truly disasterous.
the party was so mindblowing I blarfed at one point, spraying chucks every which way. Good thing it isn't my house.
by ashenalar February 27, 2004
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An expression of disgust, being a combination of "blech" and "barf."
when I saw her bend over, I was like "Blarf"!
by Barrack Trump February 16, 2017
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When a man receives oral sex while vomitting.
John received a blarf after eating oysters and hiring a hooker.
by Kenton December 17, 2003
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The unavoidable product (vomit) of reading too many pretentious bloggs.
The latest entry was so pretentious it made me blarf.
by Veaman October 22, 2006
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1. to blog angrily; 2. to regurgitate (via the internet) whatever facile jargon and stock phrases, bereft of serious analysis, facts, or nourishing content of any kind, one has been force fed by the asinine and inane
"Ew, gross! I just stumbled over a huge pile of feminist blarf!"

Tumblr is full of blarf.
by Fleetlord_Atvar April 02, 2013
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