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A cross mating of a blanket and a scarf = A BLARF
wearing a blanket around your neck like a scarf so its a blarf
by Emishell January 02, 2010
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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When you barf and laugh at the same time. Truly disasterous.
the party was so mindblowing I blarfed at one point, spraying chucks every which way. Good thing it isn't my house.
by ashenalar February 27, 2004
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An expression of disgust, being a combination of "blech" and "barf."
when I saw her bend over, I was like "Blarf"!
by Barrack Trump February 16, 2017
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When a man receives oral sex while vomitting.
John received a blarf after eating oysters and hiring a hooker.
by Kenton December 17, 2003
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The unavoidable product (vomit) of reading too many pretentious bloggs.
The latest entry was so pretentious it made me blarf.
by Veaman October 22, 2006
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1. to blog angrily; 2. to regurgitate (via the internet) whatever facile jargon and stock phrases, bereft of serious analysis, facts, or nourishing content of any kind, one has been force fed by the asinine and inane
"Ew, gross! I just stumbled over a huge pile of feminist blarf!"

Tumblr is full of blarf.
by Fleetlord_Atvar April 02, 2013
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