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Lap dances performed by black girls
Chris: hey guys, it's 3am; shall we get some food and go home?
Mike: Look, there's a strip club!
Stag party: Blappies!!
by Benboeers September 21, 2014
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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{n} a state of mind, the feeling or attitude of Cockiness when one is both happy and sad at the same time. Zen state of euphoria coupled with an ominous overtone.
He didn't care that he had left her passed out in the bed with her panties on the floor in a bunch. He was feeling quite blappy, because although she made him cum silly at the party the night before, he knew that she would wake up an evil demon from hell in her hungover state and it would ruin his day
by Gary Redecker October 07, 2007
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The feeling of utter bleakness (sadness) and euphoria (happy) at the same moment in time
The allure of the single life after my girlfriend left me made me feel blappy
by DarthEvilPanda August 03, 2005
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