Urban Dictionary: Blap

Name of an up and coming rap group from the LUTON AREA AN' TING!

Blap your mother,
blap your mothers mother.
Blap your mothers mothers pet budgie.
Blap.

shooting your mouth off when you're an obvious dumb fuck.

Jethro: "Eminem is a great lyricist, but he sucks".
Bobby: "What the fuck? You are a dumb ass. Check that mouth of yours before you blap".

by elitewan June 10, 2009

I been sober too long. I have too much blood in my drug stream. I really want a big fat blap of drugs to get me lit.

by So Short July 01, 2017

OMG she just Blapped me!

Shut up or i'll Blap you!

1. To "have a go" at or on something.
2. To go somewhere/drive somewhere.

1. Let's have a blap on your motorbike, mush!
2. I'm gonna blap up the shop to get some growlers.

by CRACKBABY August 23, 2003

when headbutting or hitting some one. Every one has to meet blap

"wanna meet blap" if they reply yes head but them

by Tently mandem May 02, 2007

Passing gas, a fart
The sound made when farting

Origin: First heard in 1977, upstate New York

I had Chili John's for lunch, but it really made me blap.

Dude, those beans really make you blap.

by the big blapper August 29, 2011