Blanketing is the newest internet sensation where one wears a blanket over their head in various public settings and posts a picture online. This is the new "planking" except it is way more fun, and planking is pretty stupid anyway.

The only think that keeps me safe from the cruel world when Im out of my den of depression. Thank you for your service.

One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.

When someone says something so boring that it literally puts you to sleep.

a cloth that is like a towel, but it's usually heavier and instead of drying you, it keeps you warm. Most people like to keep blankets on their bed at night. Blankets are totally sweet

A warm comfortable fuzzy that keeps u warm

the tendency to attract and/or hog all of the blankets during sleep.